Newman's Own Light Italian Dressing

All natural. 50% less fat and 40% fewer calories than regular Italian dressing. The Great Salad Dressing Balloon Race Across the Boot of Italy: An armada of balloons loaded with Light Italian. The starters gun - Bazoombah! They all rise majestically into the air. Newman's Own Balloon, with fewer calories, more taste, and secretly propelled by charity, flies faster than Kraft and further than Wish-Bone. First across. First on the ground. El Piloto quaffs mucho quaffs of Newman's Own light Italian in victory. A medium light Italian starlet, daughter of Butch Cassidini, named Bitsey Cassidini, leaps into the balloon basket, kisses Piloto, her lips smeared with Newman's Own Light, she murmurs: You taste of Sicily, of Vesuvius, of Naples, baby, and patting his fanny she whispers: And no fat. Comparison per Serving: Light Italian Dressing: 60 calories - 6 grams fat. Regular Italian Dressing: 100 calories - 12 grams fat.